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| WORLD December 19, 1998 VNN2706 See Related VNN Stories Lets Kill Some Ritviks FROM COM (VIA PADA) USA, Dec 19 (VNN) — The following text was found on COM: 3) LETS KILL SOME RITVIKS [Text 1555648 from COM] Hare Krishna. Here's some ritvikulous jokes for you. If you're inclined to take humor seriously, you probably shouldn't read any further. Q. What do you call 2,000 ritviks at the bottom of the sea? A. A good start Q. You're locked in a room with Saddam Hussien, Adolf Hitler, and a ritvik. You have a gun with two bullets. What do you do? A. Shoot the ritvik twice to make sure he's dead. Q. What's the difference between an accident scene where a dog has been killed and an accident scene where a ritvik has been killed? A. There's skid marks in front of the dog. Q. What's brown and black and looks great on a ritvik? A. A Doberman. Q. How can you tell when a ritvik is lying? A. His lips are moving. Q. What do you have when a ritvik is buried up to his neck in sand? A. Not enough sand. Q. What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? A. When a busload of ritviks goes off a cliff. Did you Hear about the terrorist that hijacked a 747 full of ritviks? He threatened to release one every hour if his demands weren't met. Hare Krishna. your servant, Balarama Dasa (JPS) See Related VNN Stories | Comment on this Story This story URL: http://vaishnava-news-network.org/world/WD9812/WD19-2706.html
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